The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)
Overview
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
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Additional Info
| Budget | $250,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 2.599 |
Directed By
Max Von Diesel
TOP CAST
Darian Caine
Dracula
Erika Smith
Van Helsing
A.J. Khan
Philomenia
Erin Brown
Maiden #2
Isadora Edison
Klownie
Andrea Davis
Hottie
Jessica Abbott
Smokin'
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