Sure Death! Brown, You Bounder! (1985)
Overview
When the Shogunates greatest secret is stolen, the fate of the nation hangs in the balance. The Shogunate sends an incompetent cop, Tanaka, to Kyoto to act as a stalking horse. Hoping the thieves will kill Tanaka and the Ninja Spies will kill the thieves. But what the Shogunate doesn't realise is that Tanaka's even more incompetent assistant Mondo is in fact the leader of a gang of revengers for hire, there motto is "Sure Death" (or your money cheerfully refunded). Mondo doesn't know that everyone knows about the secret, but they all think he does. Poor Mondo, he not only has to deal with crazed Shogunate extremists, oddball ninjas, crooks who work for the Emperor and bicycle riding foreign death squads. He also have to deal with a wife and a crazy mother-in-law!
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Additional Info
| Budget | $0.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | ja |
| Popularity | 4.889 |
Directed By
Jo Hirose
Crew
Jo Hirose
Masaaki Hirao
Takeshi Yoshida
Toshio Nakajima
Shigeru Ishihara
Koichi Sonoi
Sôhei Hasegawa
TOP CAST
Makoto Fujita
Nakamura Mondo
Izumi Ayukawa
Nandemoya no Kayo
Masaki Kyomoto
Kumihimoya no Ryu
Hiroaki Murakami
Hanaya no Masa
Ippei Hikaru
Nishi Junnosuke
Mari Shiraki
Ritsu
Kin Sugai
Sen
Isuzu Yamada
Oriku
Monta Mino
Narrator (voice)
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