This Ain't The Expendables XXX (2012)
Overview
An all-star cast of hardcore icons, featuring a special appearance by Tera Patrick, headlines Axel Braun's explosive action spoof about a group of female mercenaries on a treacherous mission who are kicking serious ass...and getting some, too.
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Additional Info
| Budget | $0.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 0.0 |
Directed By
Axel Braun
Crew
Axel Braun
Mrs. Braun
Cammy Ellis
Shaun Rivera
Seth Cardigan
Axel Braun
Claudia Ross
Axel Braun
Eli Cross
Drew Rose
Jake Jacobs
Axel Braun
TOP CAST
Jessie Andrews
Jane
Andy San Dimas
Tool
Kimberly Kane
Bailey Ross
Lyla Storm
Sandra
London Keyes
Xin Yang
Ana Foxxx
Hale
Kylie Ireland
Guns Jensen
Tera Patrick
Trench
Brooklyn Lee
Leah Christmas
Billy Glide
Luke
Derrick Pierce
Church
Brendon Miller
Paine
Ryan Driller
Guy
Shaun Rivera
Garza
Alec Knight
The Brit
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