Up the Chastity Belt (1972)
Overview
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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Additional Info
| Budget | $0.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 1.902 |
Directed By
Bob Kellett
Crew
Bob Kellett
Sid Colin
Ray Galton
Alan Simpson
Ned Sherrin
Terry Glinwood
Beryl Vertue
Carl Davis
Ian Wilson
Al Gell
Thelma Graves
Seamus Flannery
Penny Lowe
Ramon Gow
Susie Hill
Richard Mills
Pat Green
Mike Gowans
Ernie Blake
Ian Fuller
Bill Rowe
Tony White
Brenda Dabbs
Doreen Dearnaley
TOP CAST
Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood
Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade
Derek Griffiths
Flapalot
John Barrett
1st Peasant
Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel
Nora Swinburne
The Mistress Of The Bed Chamber - Lady-In-Waiting
Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England
Anne Aston
Lobelia
Royce Mills
Knotweed
David Prowse
Sir Grumbel
David Kernan
Troubadour
Norman Beaton
Blacksmith
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