Valentina (2017)
Overview
During the hottest day ever recorded in human history, a fastidious maid’s duties are interrupted when her vagina comes to life. What starts as a simple cry for air turns into an intervention as Valentina’s vagina asks for higher wages and demands better working conditions.
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Additional Info
| Budget | $0.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 0.712 |
Directed By
Mary Angélica Molina
Crew
Adam Uhl
David A. Smith
Mary Angélica Molina
Mary Angélica Molina
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