Screwballs (1983)
Overview
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Production Companies
Additional Info
| Budget | $800,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $2,082,215.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 3.459 |
Directed By
Rafal Zielinski
Crew
Miklós Lente
Tim McCauley
Linda Shayne
Brian Ravok
Sandra Kybartas
Jim Wynorski
Alexander Tabrizi
Linda Shayne
Jim Wynorski
Peter McQuillan
Rafal Zielinski
Nicky Fylan
Maurice Smith
Oliver Manton
Tibor Takács
Joanne T. Harwood
Alban Streeter
Mark Lewis
Fred Luchetti
Terry Cooke
Ronald Weiss
Mike Dolgy
Patti Meade
Jack Rowand
Camelia Frieberg
Gary Sullivan
Manfred Guthe
Debbie Cooke
Terrea Smith
Clark Johnson
Vera Jordache
Vince Hatherley
Tim Dunphy
Carlo Campana
Chaim Gilad
Gabor Vadnay
Peter Wronski
Stuart Shikatani
Stephen Surjik
Haydn Streeter
Christopher Raucamp
Peter Shewchuk
Jane Meade
Nancy Kaye
Ian M. Taylor
Ida Eva Zielinska
TOP CAST
Peter Keleghan
Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
Rhonda Rockett
Donnie Bowes
Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooks
Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylan
Vince the Prince
Paula Farmer
Miss Shivers
Joe Crozier
Ward Busch
Heather Smith
June Busch
Nola Wale
Mrs. Roach
Nanci Chambers
Trisha
John Fox
MC
Jan Taylor Hendricks
Sarah Bellum
Carolyn Tweedle
Librarian
John Glossop
Moose Reardon
Raven De La Croix
Miss Anna Tommical
Kim Cayer
T & A Cheerleader
Astrid Falconi
T & A Cheerleader
Angela Jensen
T & A Cheerleader
Allison Smith
T & A Cheerleader
Shannon McMahon Lichte
T & A Cheerleader
Stephanie Murgaski
T & A Cheerleader
Jennifer Inch
Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)
Lila Durette
Sunbather (uncredited)
Carrie Leigh
Bowler (uncredited)
Arnie Miller
American Legionnaire (uncredited)
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