This Is Not a Christmas Movie (2024)
Overview
Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.
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Additional Info
| Budget | $0.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | nl |
| Popularity | 2.053 |
Directed By
Michael Middelkoop
Crew
Noah Pepper
Kasper van Beek
Annely Valk
Isis Cabolet
Sanne Schat
Lotte Tabbers
Minke Lunter
Tim Kerbosch
Michael Middelkoop
Maarten Ernest
TOP CAST
Jacqueline Blom
Brechtje
René van Zinnicq Bergmann
Martijn
Kiefer Zwart
Justus
Georgina Verbaan
Louise
Barbara Sloesen
Bob
Jim Lageveen
Beer
Paul de Leeuw
Kerstman
Oscar Aerts
JJ
Robbert Bleij
Aswin
Tim Haars
Clemens
Remy Bonjasky
Ricardo
Jearsley Vicario
Pim
Hana Hussein
Tisja
Jelle Hoekstra
Roy
Laura Bakker
Jamea
Michiel Nooter
Hans
Roosmarijn Wind
Leslie
Koen Ruitenbeek
Jarno
Teun Kuilboer
Geranimo
Terence Schreurs
Nae
Dunya Khayame
Samira
Johanna Hagen
Britt
Joep Vermolen
Wouter
Stephanie Louwrier
Robin
Cheryl Ashruf
Shurendy
Dennis Rudge
Lester
Desten Kuiper
Renzo
Rosanne Waalewijn
Odilia
Mylène Waalewijn
Bodil
Maike Meijer
Ellie
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