The Hitman (2003)
Overview
Alexa Rae, Jessica Drake and Barrett Blade star in this killer comedy about a hit man whose conscience won't allow him to hurt the many women he has been ordered to take out. Rather than have them sleep with the fishes, he has them sleep with him, much to the disappointment of his crime boss. Super hot sex scenes and a little fate lend a helping hand in this edgy comedy by acclaimed director, Robby D.
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| Budget | $0.00 |
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| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 0.0 |
Directed By
Robby D.
TOP CAST
Barrett Blade
Barrett B.
Sunrise Adams
Rae, the 20K Girl
Jessica Drake
Tony's Wife
Dolorian
Roller Girl
Herschel Savage
Tony
Alexa Rae
Female Victim
Jay Ashley
Male Victim
Deebo
Tony's Henchman
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